I Own a Tractor | Classic Tee
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$21.50
$21.50 - $32.00
per item
Technically, I do own a tractor.
It just happens to have a mower deck.
The “I Own a Tractor” Classic Tee is for those of us living the Suburban Country Boy™ life—where the land may not stretch to the horizon, the livestock may be suspiciously absent, and the tractor is primarily responsible for keeping the neighbors from complaining about the grass.
The vintage western artwork gives the humble riding mower the full ranch-treatment it deserves, complete with an old-school farm aesthetic and the important clarification:
“Technically, it cuts grass.”
Printed on a structured unisex classic tee, this shirt holds its shape well and works just as easily on its own as it does layered under a flannel, work jacket, or whatever else makes 0.29 acres feel considerably larger.
Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank garment sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
A Couple Things Worth Knowing
Due to the fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
The Natural color may contain darker speckles throughout the fabric. These are a normal characteristic of the material and are not a printing defect.
Suburban Country Boy™ Gear
For people with country ambitions, suburban property lines, and absolutely no intention of letting either one ruin the fantasy.
It just happens to have a mower deck.
The “I Own a Tractor” Classic Tee is for those of us living the Suburban Country Boy™ life—where the land may not stretch to the horizon, the livestock may be suspiciously absent, and the tractor is primarily responsible for keeping the neighbors from complaining about the grass.
The vintage western artwork gives the humble riding mower the full ranch-treatment it deserves, complete with an old-school farm aesthetic and the important clarification:
“Technically, it cuts grass.”
Printed on a structured unisex classic tee, this shirt holds its shape well and works just as easily on its own as it does layered under a flannel, work jacket, or whatever else makes 0.29 acres feel considerably larger.
Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank garment sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
A Couple Things Worth Knowing
Due to the fabric properties, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
The Natural color may contain darker speckles throughout the fabric. These are a normal characteristic of the material and are not a printing defect.
Suburban Country Boy™ Gear
For people with country ambitions, suburban property lines, and absolutely no intention of letting either one ruin the fantasy.