I Don’t Smoke a Pipe to Look Wise | Classic Tee
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$21.50
$21.50 - $32.00
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Some people smoke a pipe because it makes them look thoughtful. I apparently just use mine to buy a little more time.
The “I Don’t Smoke a Pipe to Look Wise” Classic Tee takes questionable wisdom, vintage pipe-smoking character, and the kind of honesty that probably shouldn't be printed this large—and puts all of it on a clean, structured everyday shirt.
The artwork carries an old-school western and tavern-sign feel, while the classic-cut tee gives it a little more structure than your average soft shirt. It holds its shape, keeps clean lines around the shoulders and sleeves, and works just as well by itself as it does layered under a flannel or jacket.
Basically, it looks respectable enough to give the joke a few extra seconds to land.
Shirt Details
100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank garment sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
A Couple Things Worth Knowing
The White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white because of the fabric properties.
The Natural color may contain darker speckles throughout the fabric. Those are a normal characteristic of the material, not a printing defect.
The “I Don’t Smoke a Pipe to Look Wise” Classic Tee takes questionable wisdom, vintage pipe-smoking character, and the kind of honesty that probably shouldn't be printed this large—and puts all of it on a clean, structured everyday shirt.
The artwork carries an old-school western and tavern-sign feel, while the classic-cut tee gives it a little more structure than your average soft shirt. It holds its shape, keeps clean lines around the shoulders and sleeves, and works just as well by itself as it does layered under a flannel or jacket.
Basically, it looks respectable enough to give the joke a few extra seconds to land.
Shirt Details
100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric construction
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Blank garment sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
A Couple Things Worth Knowing
The White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white because of the fabric properties.
The Natural color may contain darker speckles throughout the fabric. Those are a normal characteristic of the material, not a printing defect.