Not Drunk. Just Less Curated. Unisex Tee
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$20.00
$20.00 - $25.00
per item
A little whiskey doesn’t always change the man. Sometimes it just convinces the carefully maintained public version of him to take the night off.
The Not Drunk. Just Less Curated. Tee features a deadpan cowboy skeleton enjoying a quiet pour beside the painfully respectable symbol of suburban civilization: the mailbox. It’s dry humor, controlled vice, and the truth beneath the façade—all in one shirt.
Product details:
• Classic unisex fit
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Please note: The White color may appear slightly off-white. Natural-colored shirts may contain small dark flecks due to the fabric’s natural properties.
The Not Drunk. Just Less Curated. Tee features a deadpan cowboy skeleton enjoying a quiet pour beside the painfully respectable symbol of suburban civilization: the mailbox. It’s dry humor, controlled vice, and the truth beneath the façade—all in one shirt.
Product details:
• Classic unisex fit
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz./yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular construction
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico
Please note: The White color may appear slightly off-white. Natural-colored shirts may contain small dark flecks due to the fabric’s natural properties.